Matrimonial Tamasha

These days I am pissed off by the matrimonial sites. Every time I am surfing news or entertainment website a pretty lady will appear. In the initial days when I was quite new to internet my testosterone will increase thinking that these pretty girls have some offers for me to decrease my testosterone levels. But rather she will ask stupid question: “Quick Search your soul mates”.

My Response: “Quick Close” you ass hole!! But when you want to kill office time you look for some opportunities like this. So finally I decided to have a look at these websites. Going through these websites forced me to think on quickly changing scenario in Indian society.

Blame it on government or society or history or geography; even biology if you feel so, I call it economics - simple equation of demand and supply. But the matter of fact is that marriageable gals are becoming precious and precious gals are becoming more precious. The matrimonial columns looking for suitable grooms are becoming more and more demanding. All the difficult words from dictionary are finding place in the matrimonial columns.
so there was a column inviting grooms (or superman) with following specifications:-

" should be tall, handsome, charming, quick witted, intelligent, caring, well settled, modest, humorous". Did I call him superman ...well, inject a few more adjectives that I might have missed.

The gal was precious, so the column was well received and even better reciprocated. But you know ' har kisi ko mukammal jahan nahin milta , kisi ko jamin to kahin aasmaan nahin milta' . Somebody was not tall enough, the other was not charming enough, and somebody talked too much, the other listened too much.

It was not difficult for the gal to reject all of them out rightly. The difficult one came when someone came with a proposal “hey, I am none that you are looking for, save one. I am not so tall, not so handsome. Charm keeps at arms length from me, humor escapes me except when I am the one being laughed at. I am often at my wits end when looking for a witty reply, intelligence can be graded average at best. All I can say about me is that I am quite MODEST

hellllllllllooooo .... what do you say m'am"....

So boys ...find your souls mates as qucikly as possible otherwise the girls are soon going to become a "real state"..only a rich can buy :))
If you look on other side of coin there is no better chance than this to decrease our billion plus population..